He's just a bloke who speaks to other blokes

If Danny Dyer were to compile a list of his favourite dubstep it'd probably contain a lot of tracks as moronic as these, I've totally neglected the horrid rave side of things so here's some clownstep that I can't help but like (mostly)

Danny Dyer's Dubstep Odyssey

1. Skism - Rise of the idiots
2. Chasing Shadows - Dr Sin
3. Orien - Dead Gangster
4. Skism - Back Off
5. Giant - Drumstick
6. Subscape - Wrong Number
7. The Others - King Pin
8. Rob Sparx - Trooper (Bar 9 remix)
9. Schema - Chutney Grip
10. Proxy - Dancing In The Dark (Bare Noize & Ollie remix)
11. The Prodigy - Take Me To The Hospital (Rusko remix)
12. Emalkay - When I Look At You
13. Deadmau5 - I remember (Caspa remix)
14. Subscape - Nothing's Wrong
15. Ed Solo - Age Of Dub
16. Debruit - Soles Sweat (Reso remix)
17. Grand Puba - Get It (Reso remix)
18. Mystic Man & Eshamanjaro - Minds I (Reso remix)
19. Tom Encore - Jig


To make amends for inflicting the aural equivalent of Aids on you here is some kinda post-disco space bass wonkyness. Myself, the Kaiser and the Tom the Govanor managed to truly destroy music last friday with the invention of Guffstep (containing real armpit guffs) coming to the conclusion that electronic music is just a bunch of bleeps and squeaks, and deciding that the Belleville three first got together on Wigan Pier, oh and the Danny Dyer realisation as well. I feel the need to apologise to Kevin Saunderson, Derrick May and Juan Atkins for comparing a true art form to the sounds made by a car alarm, Im now ready to join Danny and the other philistines of the world - I hang my head in shame - enjoy!

Its All Just Bleeps & Squeaks (Taken Out of Context)

1. Architeq - Twilight
2. Kelpe - The Blankout Agreement
3. Architeq - Birds Of Prey
4. Architeq - Into the Cosmos
5. Kelpe - Shipwreck Glue (Architeq remix)
6. Architeq - Packard
7. Architeq - Babylon
8. Architeq - Dark Matter
9. Architeq - Krakatoa
10. Kelpe - Pinch & Flare
11. Fedaden - Verdad (Kelpe remix)
12. Kelpe - Microscope Contents
13. Kelpe - Dig Up Stupid
14. Slugabed - Lets Go Swimming
15. Bibio - Sugarette

[Rory]